by Antonio Delgado Yesterday at 17: 25 2

A new strain of the coronavirus that causes COVID – 19 has been sequenced by scientists from the University of Deusto in collaboration with members of the WHO when analyzing the biological remains found in the CPU cooler of a “gaming” computer.

The remains of the viruses appeared specifically under the 20 cm of scab that, for years, accumulated in the heatsink of the gamer in question, in fact, this new variant poses a great threat to humanity precisely because it has developed in a breeding ground together with other organisms in such a closed space, since a natural ecosystem with hundreds of species has been created. ecies, including large predators. The rapid growth of this ecosystem has been possible thanks to the large number of RGB lighting in combination with the heat given off by the stock processor heatsink.

The highly contagious strain affects the hands above all, turning users into hand-held players and distancing them from their dream of being gamers professionals as their idols.

The new virus COVID-RGB-Gaming-OC originated in the tribe of the north zone of the VRM

More specifically, the WHO ensures that this variant of the coronavirus was found in a pangolin soup that the tribe settled under the VRM cave had dined north of the plate, but its rapid expansion soon infected other tribes, especially the settlers of the southern area, between the grasslands of the power supply and alongside the inhabitants of the dust of the GeForce GT 1030, the latter have not been affected as much because the high temperatures of the graph where they live has allowed them to dominate the fire and cook the food before

Speaking to Geeknetic, the owner of the PC, who wanted to identify himself with his nickname “Vegeta_Rubius 69 _ ToH_LOkOh “has assured that he did not know that the computer could be opened to clean: – I bought this gaming computer to be able to play fortnite 3 while I screamed at my friends, I don’t know what it has inside, but it has many little lights that blink and that is why I know for sure that it is very powerful, before you could see inside through that glass, but now the vegetation does not allow us to see much beyond “.

The new strain has many differences with the current COVID – 19, to such an extent that researchers have decided baptize it with the new name of COVID-RGB-Gaming-OC, due to a very colorful design do and that, curiously, is synchronized with the motherboard flashing at the rate set by the rest of the components.

The authorities have confiscated the user’s PC to put it in quarantine and for an eventual controlled destruction of the computer and its ecosystem, at the same time, environmentalists They have concentrated at the home of the affected person to chain themselves to the CPU shouting slogans for the protection and conservation of this new natural environment.

Meanwhile Vegeta_Rubius 69 _ ToH_LOkOh has chained himself to the doors of the Ministry of Health and has started a hunger strike until his PC gaming is returned to him to play maincra and al fornai.

Updated: This is a fake news created and published on 28 December in celebration of the day of the Santos Inocentes in Spain. Its content is false and has been created for a satirical humorous purpose. We hope you had fun reading it.

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