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I do not understand this chair

It started with a tweet from Roadshow editor-in-chief Tim Stevens. A picture of a chair that seemed to effortlessly skim the line between office chair, La-Z-Boy recliner, and Victorian throne. An utter affront to design, taste, and style.

This chair:

Stumbled across this chair online today. I find its middle-management, aspirational evil overlord aesthetic oddly chilling. pic.twitter.com/0I41mxQNjF

— Tim Stevens (@Tim_Stevens) May 20, 2021

The tweet first crossed my timeline yesterday, and my mind has been consumed for the past 24 hours by the very existence of this chair. Why does it exist? Has anyone actually bought one? Does the chair come with a menacing-looking cat to hold when spinning around to fire your minions? Are you required to shout “I’ll get you next time, Gadget?” when you encounter minor setbacks while seated in it?

The Amazon listing, however, only added to the perplexing nature. The original picture, for example, did not convey the built-in footrest that this relic possesses. It’s a fact that seems important, although I cannot quite convey why.

Another important nugget of information: the Penn Executive Chair’s price, a whopping $1,950, puts it above the cost of the most expensive office chair from Herman Miller or the cushiest, comfiest La-Z-Boy recliner. Then again, why shouldn’t a chair like this, which aspires to ascend beyond the limits of both of those products, feature a price tag that similarly soars above either of its lesser halves?

(That said, this thing does feature genuine leather, the lowest grade of leather, a disappointing choice for something this pricey.)

Image: Penn Executive Chairs

The main vibe of that image is “spikes and manacles are about to pop out of the arm and headrests to imprison a James Bond-style spy in a low-budget (or lowish-budget, again these chairs cost like two grand) thriller movie.”

The rabbit hole tunneled ever deeper. I found the website of the manufacturer, Penn Executive Chairs, showcasing new styles of the dreaded chair in ever-maddening color schemes, patterns, and tufted leather backs. A second image — the only one I’ve found of a human sitting in one of these chairs — alludes to the scale, one that seems more fitting for a throne than a seat for an office desk.

…why?
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ENJOY THE BUSINESS– NETWORKS
Image: Penn Executive Chairs

I do not think writing this has helped me understand the chair — indeed, I don’t think it is possible to truly know the nature of this item — but if a giant throne-like recliner shows up as my new desk chair whenever we all return to office life, this is why.

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Best TV covers 2021: Keep your flatscreen protected from the outdoor elements and dust with a top sleeve

(Pocket-lint) – Putting a cover on your TV is the best way to protect it from the elements, giving you peace of mind that no harm will come to it if left outside. 

Most of the top outdoor TV covers are able to conceal your screen fully – including the bottom and back sections, whether it’s mounted to a wall or standing freely. And, as you can probably imagine, the variance in features and performance really doesn’t differ too much between each TV cover. 

The upshot of this is that you don’t really need to overthink this decision too much; simply know how big your TV is and find something from the list of tried and tested picks below that suits your budget.

The best TV covers available to buy today

Clicks

Clicks Outdoor TV Cover

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Click has plenty of outdoor TV covers for users to explore – ranging from 24-inch TVs all the way up to 70-inch behemoths.

They all offer roughly the same design, with velcro straps and zips easily allowing users to completely blanket their TV in the waterproof cover.

Naturally, it’s also able to fit around most bracket styles – whether they’re extendable, flush or tilting – and there’s even a neat pocket at the back to store remotes.

Kolife

Kolife Outdoor TV Cover

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Kolife’s outdoor cover is able to provide slightly more broad coverage across TV sizes than its rivals, with its offerings ranging from 22-inch to 75-inch TVs.

The result across the range, as you’d suspect, is very similar. It can keep your TV safe from rain, snow and wind, with the velcro seal helping it remain free from scratches, and users can even throw their remotes into a sizeable pocket on the rear.

Amazon

Amazon Basics Outdoor TV Cover

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TV covers are exactly the kind of thing Amazon Basics exists to help deliver – a simple solution to a problem without asking you to break the bank.

To that end, the company’s offering delivers – though there are only three different size options to consider, 30-32-inches, 46-48-inches and  50-52-inches.

Providing they fit your TV model, it’s hard to find a more affordable, easy to install and protective option. And, like others, you can even store your remotes.

Easy-Going

Easy-Going Outdoor TV Cover

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Easy-Going is the only option on this list to give you a choice of colours when choosing your TV cover – with its 11 different size options available in black, camel, grey and brown.

Aside from that, it performs almost identically to the rest of the field. That’s no bad thing, mind, with a durable and protective exterior fabric contrasting with the soft interior, which should help prevent any scratches to your display.

It can also amply handle different kinds of mounts, thanks to the velcro seal.

iBirdie

iBirdie Outdoor TV Cover

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The folks at iBirdie may not offer the same kind of breadth when it comes to different sizes – offering just six different types of TV cover – but they’re another great consideration for those looking for an easy-to-use option.

Actually getting your flatscreen (whether it’s mounted to the wall or not) inside is very simple, thanks to the velcro sections, and, like others, there’s that all-important section for storing remotes.

The soft material on the inside, which is different to the more durable exterior, will also help your display avoid scratches.

Mounting Dream

Mounting Dream Outdoor TV Cover

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There’s no super-compelling reason to plump for Mounting Dream’s cover over any of the others on this list, but, if your TV fits within one of its five size options, it’s a good one to consider.

Like others, it features total coverage of your TV, with two separate velcro sections to help with getting around either single or double wall mounts.

Depending on which size you pick, it’s also one of the more affordable options out there.

Writing by Conor Allison. Editing by Dan Grabham.

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Spotify expands into audiobooks with Storytel partnership

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After launching its paid podcast platform last month, Spotify has announced it has teamed up with audiobook service Storytel to let subscribers listen to books in-app.

This partnership will allow users of both services to link their accounts and access a library of 500,000 titles from within Spotify’s platform. However, listeners will still need to pay for a Storytel subscription to play the additional content.

The move is part of Spotify’s goal to become a singular home for all types of audio, with music, podcasts, live conversations, and audiobooks now all accessible from within its app.

Speaking about the partnership Courtney Holt, Global Head of Studios, Spotify, said: “By utilizing the Spotify Open Access Platform, Storytel will be able to deliver its premium audiobooks offering using Spotify’s best-in-class platform, all while retaining direct control over their relationship to their audience.”

The service will roll out in 25 global markets later this year, but an exact launch date is still tbc.

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